You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?
That’s my favorite part of reading.
#ANYTHINGBYANNERICE
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Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50
This interview almost killed. The end was just chaotic.
Mark was pressing all the buttons, then Chris joined in, then Tom. Tom hi-jacked the joystick and almost broke it at some point. I just couldn’t breathe.
this fucking interview.like…. PONY ADVERTISING I don’t
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#I am convinced that this was not in the script #Matt was supposed to jump on the hammock and missed #because he’s Matt and he is a danger to himself and others #and this line was just an expression of his confusion#THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED AND NO ONE WILL EVER CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE
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A collection of whimsies and wibbly wobbly time-y wimey stuff.
But Zoe, Even you can’t escape the gray mustache of wisdom and my finger roll of death!!!!
Well, Zoe, your pirate better beware my velociraptor and my ninja!!!!!
Bored and not tired enough to sleep… Someone entertain me? Please?? lol
Peek-a-Boo! I see you ~~Zoe~~
These are amazing :O
YES.
